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| Monday, March 27th, 2006 | | 10:13 am |
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Don't bite the monkey on the end of the string! Look at him a little. touch it? why? every day has it's dog mom it's my birthday. wait, that's in may. skiggityshoe, shoot me. La la loreeeeeeena. (8) maaaaaannnnyyy aaaannnccciiieeennnttt deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - take it like a mo-fo - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer have your pinty eyes. hey you you and youQ Yeah you! you're looking at me yes? go look at the sunset why dont ya! or jump on a buffalo. eh? douche douche bum bum zzzzzi gi gi gi giraught. humans is crazy creatures. crazy creatures with fingers. ((HING-Rs.) i t h i n k m y p e t e r h a s disease. It's transforming into something... oh wah! ...ladies and gentlemen... *****to be continued****** Current Mood: is doom spelt backwards.. DOOM | | Sunday, June 5th, 2005 | | 11:25 pm |
ain't flicked my tweeter in a while. i think my finger is getting lonely *jams it up into the pooper* ahhh... can't wait until those three go to orange pajama wonderland. ha ha ha i'm going to have so much fun cutting open my nutsack and sticking their gouged out eyeballs in there. the collection is running low anyway, it's been a month since i emptied that gumball machine into my scrotum. rectum. i'm trying not to chew on them. *cries* my sexy nuts go dubgk0-dingledonggone. *sniffle* (3949302093--- Current Mood: doom doom doo | | Saturday, April 30th, 2005 | | 11:26 am |
i smell the mushrooms, tasty very much
flajuiska! i gotta stop steppin on my thinger! it's startin to leave marks. thinking bout bangin little bitty butts kinda hurts. oh shit it's snowing! nevermind, just nutflakes. *shakes his hips* jingle bells. Current Mood: stretchie nuts | | Thursday, April 14th, 2005 | | 6:07 pm |
Humans humans everywhere, small children and butts everywhere.. to talk about poo is to eat it too. frolic hydraulic. me too. *is singing* lolly lolly two times four, sit on cell phone, ring ring rong. buzz buzz jiggle my butt. you're days are numbered human pigs. wahoowah! Current Mood: deathgrip on tallywhacker | | Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | | 8:28 pm |
*ths smell of rotting mushrooms seeps into the room*
everybody worship my nuts! Right now! bow to them for the love of faggets! sqeeze them, roll them between your palms! go on, dn'beingkapushme. wha???? heeeeaaaaaaayyyyyy.. no you may not! take off your clothes, you've got 5 seconds! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... naked yet? i don't smeellllllllllllllllllll what the rock is cooking. *smashes his pecker against his forehead* ouch. bitfch! *bites it* woooie! that's a whanger. wow wow wow roll me a condom and smoke dope from it. betcha the hairs on my eardrum taste good. you lie! you cheat! you lie! ha ha ha!!! *varb* Current Mood: itchy testes | | Thursday, March 17th, 2005 | | 10:51 am |
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ayagapaloootiddleywhooooooooo!
SQUEEEEEEEZE.... AND LICK! sQUeeeeeZE AND BITE! oh, hello! Maguello. I was just *looks down*... oh that? none of your business! quizness? AH KA POO MA CHEW PA EAT DA NUTZ! HELL DIDDLEO I'M BACK! *shakes his head in a raging fury* BONERS BONERS BONERS BROING!!!!!! FLESH! EAT! WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR??? he he he. TROWA ALEXI AND JAMES TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! what??? nuts! WHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE I'M BACK BITCHES!!! *sings* "stomp stomp stomp, nuts on the floor! Balls balls balls, not any more!!!" WHAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Current Mood: fat | | Monday, November 8th, 2004 | | 2:00 pm |
--5 days later--
i was walking down the street the other day, and i found a big wad of gum between my legs, i don't know where it came from! So i started chewing on it, and i found a pair of green gumballs in there. man did it taste good. | | 1:56 pm |
check this out, i ate a whole like 50 packs of bubble gum, and took the huge wad and stuck my testicles to the back of a semi. what a rush baby! | | Monday, June 28th, 2004 | | 10:09 pm |
dindle pingle with hunks of L rods making freaky noises
My god man! That had to have been the noisiest shit i have ever taken within conscious recollection! It was nothing short of a motorboat for about 2 minutes strait! *Wipes the sweat off his forehead* And it stank something like propane gas. Poop gives me pleasure, and pleasure gives me poop. 10:13! National masturbating with sheep skin time in southeastern Thailand! squeek! And the cattle all sing "see me toot! see me toot! feed me pee!" Current Mood:  exhausted | | Tuesday, June 1st, 2004 | | 3:40 pm |
Dogs go moo, relationships go moo, frogs go moo, people go moo too!
The other day i was walking down the street, quite literally down the middle of the road, when suddenly i heard this crunch. I turned around and scratched my butt. I took another step and heard a horrendously high-pitched "tee-hee" from beneath my feet. I stopped, looked around, and fell on my ass. (almost sat on my balls man! Thank Harvester for close calls.) I thought about making a music video entirely of a close up shot of poop coming out of the butt, and remembered that i had stepped on something. I raised my foot and there, pressed into the bottom of my left foot, was an 8 year old in a pink dress...giggling...smiling. Naturally, i blinked a few times, and let one rip. Man it left smoking brown streaks! That was one for the record book! oh, this girl. She sat there laughing, raised her arm and waved while saying "you're funny mister!" The next thing i knew i was... i was... um? oh yeah! Walking hand in hand through the carnival with this little demon creature. This girl creature was really somethin amazing! You won't believe it, but she had this sucker in her hand and lobbed it at one of the ferris-wheel rides! She fucking pegged this guy in the eyeball! I laughed so hard i peed! And then she peed! You should have seen how fast the crowd of passerbyes dissipated! It reminds me of this time when i was standing in line at the supermarket, and farted all over this one guy who wasn't much taller than my butthole! I pooted right in his face! You should have seen the looks on everybody's faces as they ran in sheer freight! oh Fuckballs!!! i've got a pair of testes to stomp on down in Arizona! THat's right joe, i'm coming for you! I'm considering firing my sidekick kwom and hiring this girly thing! Gotta blow! ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! Current Mood: holy shit a squirrel! | | Saturday, May 29th, 2004 | | 5:56 pm |
it stunk so bad the gods convulsed in agony
I just took the biggest dump ever. I swear, if this dump was any bigger, it would be HUGE. Like, so huge you wouldn't even be able to lift it with a nuclear-powered bulldozer. You fags wouldn't be able to come up with a dump like this even if you ate 30 pounds of peanuts every day for the rest of your life, and only went right before you died. THIS WAS THE KING OF ALL DUMPS, PEOPLE. THE LIKES OF WHICH SHALL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN. When I flushed it, I shed a single tear. Current Mood:  pleased | | Friday, May 28th, 2004 | | 3:21 pm |
hey guys! Guess what!! I peed, and then i pooed, and then peed again! all within the past 12 hour period!!!! dudes ^_^ Current Mood: amazed | | 3:17 am |
My thingy is having problems, it feels like something wants to come out. My lower abdomen also feel swelled, what should i do? *looks down* oh my god! *as a stream of liquid gold seeps out the end of his ding-dong* ahhhhhhhhhh........ Current Mood: relieved | | 3:04 am |
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